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Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops

It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Adam Carolla: When I am king, I will revise the

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! — Adam Carolla

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: God turned out to be a bunch of

God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny? — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Ichiro Suzuki: August in Kansas City is hotter than two

August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock. — Ichiro Suzuki

Funny King Quotes By Adelle Davis: Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. — Adelle Davis

Funny King Quotes By Josh Stern: Treat me like a king and I'll treat

Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen ... Treat me like a queen and off with your head — Josh Stern

Funny King Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: It's funny how all the fussing and fighting

It's funny how all the fussing and fighting turns into us f-king and flying. — Wiz Khalifa

Funny King Quotes By Penelope Douglas: Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next

Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized. — Penelope Douglas

Funny King Quotes By T.J. Klune: So, funny story. There are fairies? In the

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did. — T.J. Klune

Funny King Quotes By Elle King: Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes

Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing. — Elle King

Funny King Quotes By Stacey King: After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record

After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points. — Stacey King

Funny King Quotes By Rick Riordan: Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. — Rick Riordan

Funny King Quotes By Alan King: Larry David finds a way to make jokes

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. — Alan King

Funny King Quotes By Michael Buckley: And who are you supposed to be? the

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents? — Michael Buckley

Funny King Quotes By Henny Youngman: The food on the plane was fit for

The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!" — Henny Youngman

Funny King Quotes By Mark Leiren-Young: Like all great adventures, this one started with

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young

Funny King Quotes By Ray Romano: For the sake of your marriage, get a

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. — Ray Romano

Funny King Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: She's around here somewhere. Check your pockets. She

She's around here somewhere. Check your pockets. She could be there. Sometimes she falls into these cracks between the floorboards. — Maggie Stiefvater

Funny King Quotes By A.S. King: Isn't it funny how we live inside the

Isn't it funny how we live inside the lies we believe? — A.S. King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen Helmes: What your mind sees when you close your

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: It's funny how close the past is, sometimes.

It's funny how close the past is, sometimes. Sometimes it seems as if you could almost reach out and touch it. Only who really wants to? — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Susan Mallery: To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said,

To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king. — Susan Mallery

Funny King Quotes By Michael Patrick King: I love funny women. I love writing funny

I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters. — Michael Patrick King

Funny King Quotes By Pepe The King Prawn: Plagiarism is not only wrong, it's spelled funny,

Plagiarism is not only wrong, it's spelled funny, okay. — Pepe The King Prawn

Funny King Quotes By Michael Darling: Thou mayest choose an helpmeet," said the King

Thou mayest choose an helpmeet," said the King to me.
An helpmeet? What the great googly-moogly was that? — Michael Darling

Funny King Quotes By Alan King: If you keep yourself alive and current, funny

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny. — Alan King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: Shit. The mind gets up to funny tricks,

Shit. The mind gets up to funny tricks, doesn't it? Shadows grow faces. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: I guess when you turn off the main

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors

Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY

PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY! — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Alan King: Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. — Alan King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Johnny Carson: It was so hot today that Burger King

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself." — Johnny Carson

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon

Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Jaime King: But the funny thing is, I broke my

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. — Jaime King

Funny King Quotes By Nikhil: Do you really think cards can tell us

Do you really think cards can tell us future??
No matter how you spread the cards but queen is always king ones..!! — Nikhil

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: I used to laugh at that old wheeze

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: If you drop your Kindle in the toilet,

If you drop your Kindle in the toilet, you're done. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Regina King: It's funny that until I actually met my

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married. — Regina King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: You ought to sue that son of a

You ought to sue that son of a whore — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Samantha Young: How much did bro tell you?""Bro?""The White King.

How much did bro tell you?"
"Bro?"
"The White King. — Samantha Young

Funny King Quotes By Elisabeth Staab: The phone beeped - M fine but these

The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert. — Elisabeth Staab

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's

A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean. — Stephen King

Funny King Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You worked for Harry King, they said, because

You worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business. — Terry Pratchett

Funny King Quotes By Michael Patrick King: Who's to say where funny stops and 'too

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts? — Michael Patrick King

Funny King Quotes By Stephen King: Andy and Terry went into the kitchen to

Andy and Terry went into the kitchen to serve out the Neapolitan (which we called van-choc-straw . . . funny how it all — Stephen King