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Funny Kids Quotes By Stephen King: God turned out to be a bunch of God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny? Stephen King
Funny Kids Quotes By Dr. Seuss: You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. Dr. Seuss
Funny Kids Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't have kids. That's why I leave I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. Jim Norton
Funny Kids Quotes By Hayden Thorne: I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. Hayden Thorne
Funny Kids Quotes By Anonymous: Our kids biggest challenge will be to find Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that's not already taken. Anonymous
Funny Kids Quotes By Jim Norton: God, I hope he dies the night before God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married. Jim Norton
Funny Kids Quotes By Bill Cosby: Why do I have to feed the kids? Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago! Bill Cosby
Funny Kids Quotes By Khloe Kardashian: It's hysterical how kids have their own personalities, It's hysterical how kids have their own personalities, even at like 3 or 4. And, it's funny what they tend to like. Khloe Kardashian
Funny Kids Quotes By Bill Hicks: I never got along with my dad. Kids I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? Bill Hicks
Funny Kids Quotes By Karl Pilkington: I know when I was a kid I I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. Karl Pilkington
Funny Kids Quotes By Malin Akerman: I have this weird obsession with kids and I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. Malin Akerman
Funny Kids Quotes By Michael Sheen: It's funny the more technological advanced everything gets, It's funny the more technological advanced everything gets, the more like acting in your bedroom when you're a kid it is. Michael Sheen
Funny Kids Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I was an altar boy as a kid. I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no. — Mike Birbiglia
Funny Kids Quotes By Leonardo DiCaprio: What I would do in order to be What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid. — Leonardo DiCaprio
Funny Kids Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I was a little kid I wanted When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding
Funny Kids Quotes By Gretchen Preston: I wish there were jokes in the cat I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys. — Gretchen Preston
Funny Kids Quotes By Ville Valo: I have 4 kids already, I don't need I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. — Ville Valo
Funny Kids Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny Kids Quotes By Ben Berger: It is amazing how quickly the kids learn It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. — Ben Berger
Funny Kids Quotes By Steve Coogan: I think it's always funny when you see I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. — Steve Coogan
Funny Kids Quotes By Ricky Schroder: I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder
Funny Kids Quotes By Vanessa Bayer: There are just so many funny kids and There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are. — Vanessa Bayer
Funny Kids Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My cousin is gay, in school while other My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. — Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Kids Quotes By Phil Silvers: Be funny on a golf course? Do I Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers
Funny Kids Quotes By Lewis Black: Kids seem to get me when I play Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. — Lewis Black
Funny Kids Quotes By Bauvard: Some people won't have kids, but I'm not Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight. — Bauvard
Funny Kids Quotes By Liam Hemsworth: I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. — Liam Hemsworth
Funny Kids Quotes By Cecelia Ahern: So you do read the papers. Usually kids So you do read the papers. Usually kids your age need a bomb up their backsides, but it's good to see you've got your wits about you. — Cecelia Ahern
Funny Kids Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: while there's a lot that I don't know while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective. — Nicholas Sparks
Funny Kids Quotes By Andre Dawson: I want all the kids to do what I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. — Andre Dawson
Funny Kids Quotes By Ade Bozzay: All I want is for my kids to All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be able to recognise how hilarious I am. — Ade Bozzay
Funny Kids Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I'm 70 I might be a man When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. — Noel Fielding
Funny Kids Quotes By Katy Perry: I was a hop-around. I hung out with I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids. — Katy Perry
Funny Kids Quotes By David Cross: So all my friends have kids now ... So all my friends have kids now ... which I think is rude. — David Cross
Funny Kids Quotes By Michael Gambon: Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard. — Michael Gambon
Funny Kids Quotes By John Bishop: On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm not sure the same kid comes home each night. — John Bishop
Funny Kids Quotes By Criss Jami: There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. — Criss Jami
Funny Kids Quotes By Eoin Colfer: I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. — Eoin Colfer
Funny Kids Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Like I said before, kids were okay from Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters. — Janet Evanovich
Funny Kids Quotes By Mariana Zapata: What did you want me to do? Ask What did you want me to do? Ask him for money? — Mariana Zapata
Funny Kids Quotes By Chris Rock: If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock
Funny Kids Quotes By Tom Trebelhorn: Running a ball club is like raising kids Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees. — Tom Trebelhorn
Funny Kids Quotes By Curtis Sittenfeld: Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'. — Curtis Sittenfeld
Funny Kids Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Sounds like you kids have some talking to Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen. — Jill Shalvis
Funny Kids Quotes By Russell Brand: I used to binge-eat and make myself throw I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. — Russell Brand
Funny Kids Quotes By Kshitij Bhatia: Data is your Beta... Data is your Beta... — Kshitij Bhatia
Funny Kids Quotes By Tom Bodett: I know how to make adults laugh pretty I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. — Tom Bodett
Funny Kids Quotes By Jack Prelutsky: You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
Funny Kids Quotes By Bo Burnham: Ya back home they call me the tie-dye Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot. — Bo Burnham
Funny Kids Quotes By David M. Evans: I happen to be very good with younger I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans
Funny Kids Quotes By Courtney Thorne-Smith: I love kids; I think they are fun I love kids; I think they are fun and funny. — Courtney Thorne-Smith
Funny Kids Quotes By Dat Phan: I knew comedy was the thing for me I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan
Funny Kids Quotes By Kay M. Rutherford: everything is negotiable. everything. everything is negotiable. everything. — Kay M. Rutherford
Funny Kids Quotes By Steve Martin: Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny. — Steve Martin
Funny Kids Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia
Funny Kids Quotes By Amy Schumer: We had to break up, though. We wanted We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear. — Amy Schumer
Funny Kids Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Oh, when I was a kid in show Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes. — Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Kids Quotes By Carroll Bryant: How am I going to explain to my How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant
Funny Kids Quotes By Bill Gates: The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny. — Bill Gates
Funny Kids Quotes By Ana Gasteyer: It's funny, there are so many women who It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids. — Ana Gasteyer
Funny Kids Quotes By Scott Adams: I never knew what an engineer did for I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. — Scott Adams
Funny Kids Quotes By Andrea L'Artiste: The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged. — Andrea L'Artiste
Funny Kids Quotes By Frankie Boyle: The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy? — Frankie Boyle
Funny Kids Quotes By Jerry Lewis: I get paid for what most kids get I get paid for what most kids get punished for. — Jerry Lewis
Funny Kids Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: When I was a kid we were so When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Kids Quotes By Dick Armey: The American Dream is not to own your The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it. — Dick Armey
Funny Kids Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: Doctor just told me I can't have kids. Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital. — Anthony Jeselnik
Funny Kids Quotes By Simone Elkeles: What are you boys doing?" she asks, as What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around.
"Arguin'," Carlos says matter-of-factly. — Simone Elkeles
Funny Kids Quotes By David Hasselhoff: When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well. — David Hasselhoff
Funny Kids Quotes By Russell Howard: The last time I saw African kids this The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. — Russell Howard
Funny Kids Quotes By Derek The Ghost: Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year. — Derek The Ghost
Funny Kids Quotes By Greg Garcia: That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly. — Greg Garcia
Funny Kids Quotes By Sugar Ray Leonard: In Italy, I had an Afro, and a In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian. — Sugar Ray Leonard
Funny Kids Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: When I was a kid I did impressions When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining. — Gabriel Iglesias
Funny Kids Quotes By Ivan Stoikov: No matter how strong you are, you cannot No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov
Funny Kids Quotes By Bill Watterson: You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! — Bill Watterson
Funny Kids Quotes By Jen Hatmaker: Mostly good is enough. Mostly good produces healthy Mostly good is enough. Mostly good produces healthy kids who know they are valued and either forget the other parts or turn them into funny stories. — Jen Hatmaker
Funny Kids Quotes By Jerome David Salinger: Kids are funny. You have to watch what Kids are funny. You have to watch what you're doing. — Jerome David Salinger
Funny Kids Quotes By Darynda Jones: Can I brush your hair? she asked as Can I brush your hair? she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can't live with 'em. Can't eat 'em for lunch. — Darynda Jones
Funny Kids Quotes By Bill Murray: I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't. — Bill Murray
Funny Kids Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had a paper route when I was I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Kids Quotes By Deborah Hale: I thought she liked you now. I've seen I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's and mine - like it tastes good. — Deborah Hale