Funny Kids Quotes
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Funny Kids Quotes & Sayings
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God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?
— Stephen King
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
— Jim Norton
I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.
— Hayden Thorne
My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny?
— Louise Erdrich
I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I had that Phoenix Suns T-shirt forever. It's the funny things you remember as a kid, but it was a blast.
— Jonathan Lipnicki
It's hysterical how kids have their own personalities, even at like 3 or 4. And, it's funny what they tend to like.
— Khloe Kardashian
Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown
No tricks, Syn," Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away."Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit," I said — Amelia Hutchins
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
— John Kricfalusi
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
— Steven Wright
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
— Karl Pilkington
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.
— Noel Fielding
Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex.
— Rachel DeWoskin
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.
— Malin Akerman
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.
— David Walton
People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ...
— Jeannette Walls
It's funny the more technological advanced everything gets, the more like acting in your bedroom when you're a kid it is.
— Michael Sheen
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.
— Mike Birbiglia
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys.
— Gretchen Preston
Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.
— Steve Coogan
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
— Ricky Schroder
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
— Vanessa Bayer
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
— Phil Silvers
I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.
— Liam Hemsworth
So you do read the papers. Usually kids your age need a bomb up their backsides, but it's good to see you've got your wits about you.
— Cecelia Ahern
while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective.
— Nicholas Sparks
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
— Andre Dawson
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.
— Noel Fielding
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.
— Katy Perry
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.
— Janet Evanovich
What did you want me to do? Ask him for money?
— Mariana Zapata
Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees.
— Tom Trebelhorn
Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
— Jill Shalvis
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
— Russell Brand
Data is your Beta...
— Kshitij Bhatia
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
— Tom Bodett
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
I love kids; I think they are fun and funny.
— Courtney Thorne-Smith
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math.
— Dat Phan
everything is negotiable. everything.
— Kay M. Rutherford
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
— Amy Schumer
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
— Rodney Dangerfield
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
— Jerry Lewis
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
— Anthony Jeselnik
What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around."Arguin'," Carlos says matter-of-factly. — Simone Elkeles
When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well.
— David Hasselhoff
The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
— Russell Howard
Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.
— Derek The Ghost
In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
— Sugar Ray Leonard
When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.
— Gabriel Iglesias
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
Kids are funny. You have to watch what you're doing.
— Jerome David Salinger
Can I brush your hair? she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can't live with 'em. Can't eat 'em for lunch.
— Darynda Jones
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
— Bill Murray
