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He left the key in the ignition. No one was likely to come up here and steal the truck- and if anyone did ... well, he could deal with Charles
— Patricia Briggs
Papa thought that any book worth reading twice was worth owning. So instead of buying desserts, we bought books.
— Natalie S. Bober
There are no shortcuts. NONE.
— Mark Cuban
Find out what you like and what you hate about life. Start doing more of what you love, less of what you hate.
— Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
— Keegan-Michael Key
The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.
— The Covert Comic
The book of Revelation says that we no longer need the sun or the moon, for Christ is the light of the world.
— Tim LaHaye
Don't get older just to get wiser. If you get older, you will be wiser, I believe that - if you dare. But get older because it's fun!
— Maya Angelou
I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key.
— Lorrie Moore
What I am looking for is not happiness. I work solely because it is impossible for me to do anything else.
— Alberto Giacometti
People think too much when they're alone.
— Juleen Brantingham
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
— Henny Youngman
You have to agree that the human race would not have survived without transcending this baby stage of absolute reliance on the mother.
— Roberto Lima Netto
You and me, always.
— M.R. Merrick
The quality of gifts depends on the sincerity of the giver.
— Ann Patchett
I'm obsessed with 'Thelma and Louise,' and therefore obsessed with Callie Khouri who wrote that movie.
— Connie Britton
Finding the funny is the key to never losing your edge
— Marie Forleo
At the finish, it was all over
— Jim Watt
Running is a grownup's lost link to playing outside.
— Kristin Armstrong
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
— Jennifer Lopez
The only sin that we never forgive in each other is a difference in opinion.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
— Maureen Johnson