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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine
— Jamie Delano
I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.
— Jill Shalvis
I HAVE TO MEET HIM.I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep.
— Richard Peck
Keep calm and be yourself
— Jasmine Lozano
He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ... and he destroyed it. Why do you keep letting him do it over and over again?
— Jess Rothenberg
Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy.
— Neil Gaiman
I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her?
— R. J. Anderson
Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.
— Rebecca Murphy
I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.
— Demetri Martin
You gotta keep the funny intact.
— Seth MacFarlane
Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.
— Bonnie McFarlane
You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.
— Christy Leigh Stewart
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
— Ricky Gervais
She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.
— Larissa Ione
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.
— Lisa Lampanelli
while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective.
— Nicholas Sparks
Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page.
— Mira Monroe
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.
— Reese Roper
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marked by justice," I say. Sevro rolls his eyes. "What? I can be funny." "Keep practicing.
— Pierce Brown
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
— Wavy Gravy
Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.
— Lois Greiman
