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The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away. — E.W. Howe

Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine — Jamie Delano

I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him. — Jill Shalvis

I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. — Lisa Kudrow

Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies. — Shae Ross

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days.. — Billy Connolly

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik

Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep. — Richard Peck

What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just cut that out and keep trying. — Maggie Carey

Keep calm and be yourself — Jasmine Lozano

He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ... and he destroyed it. Why do you keep letting him do it over and over again? — Jess Rothenberg

Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy. — Neil Gaiman

I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her? — R. J. Anderson

Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring. — Rebecca Murphy

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts. — Demetri Martin

You gotta keep the funny intact. — Seth MacFarlane

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out. — Bonnie McFarlane

You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists. — Christy Leigh Stewart

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche. — Larissa Ione

Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. — Lisa Lampanelli

About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad. — Edna Ferber

I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny. — Rick Riordan

while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective. — Nicholas Sparks

Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page. — Mira Monroe

What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes. — Reese Roper

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

Marked by justice," I say. Sevro rolls his eyes. "What? I can be funny." "Keep practicing. — Pierce Brown

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. — Wavy Gravy

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same. — Lois Greiman

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. — Craig Ferguson

Funny how people keep thanking God after He's inflicted a disaster on them. — Richard Marman