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Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
— J.K. Rowling
If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed.
— Jerome K. Jerome
Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor.
— K.F. Germaine
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.
— J.K. Rowling
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton
I have a funny process : it's called procrastination.
— K. K. Barrett
It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold.
— K.M. Alexander
Mia bows dramatically. Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia has been awaiting your presence.
— K.A. Tucker
Funny how so many rookies out there still judge condition of the US economy on the rigged "stock market". I frankly find it hilarious.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.
— Louis C.K.
Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment.
— J.K. Rowling
I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.
— David Levithan
Yer a wizard, Harry!
— J.K. Rowling
Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?
— J.K. Rowling
That thing has a name?
— J.K. Rowling
Someone wanted to choke me to death on my own hair?
— K.J. Charles
Well, robots are, of course, the monkey's natural enemy.
— Brian K. Vaughan
I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!
— J.K. Rowling
Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles
— J.K. Rowling
Wow, we're identical!
— J.K. Rowling
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
— J.K. Rowling
IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!
— J.K. Rowling
He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.
— J.K. Rowling
My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.
— G.K. Chesterton
We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.
— Stephen K. Amos
There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgement of husband's superior wisdom in all matters
— Philip K. Dick
You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.
— R.K. Lilley
Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
I don't believe in magic.
— J.K. Rowling
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
He will not let you come barging in to his world like the proverbial bull in the china shop.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.
— K. Martin Beckner
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
— Louis C.K.
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Life is funny like that, making us pay for the same stupid mistakes even after we've learned from them thoroughly.
— R.K. Lilley
I don't have a master. I'm not sure if I have an equal.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
N-O-W-A-C-K.""No C."
"Oh. Okay. N-O-W-A-C. — Marshall Thornton
Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. — Michelle Hodkin
Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am-Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling
Boys do suck the brains out of smart girls.
— K.A. Tucker
That's got to be a ten blowjob movie, at least.
— K.C. Burn
Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself.
— J.K. Rowling
Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.
— J.K. Rowling
There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls.
— K.A. Mitchell
I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many relatively new Muggle electrical artifacts.
— J.K. Rowling
Kate giggled. "Excellent choice.""I always make excellent choices."
"I don't know about that."
"Of course I do. I picked ye, didn't I? — Whitney K.E.
Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy.
— Shelley K. Wall
Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight.
— Shannon K. Butcher
I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish.
— Jerome K. Jerome
Mental illness is not funny.
— Philip K. Dick
Funny how the U.S. sends in the military to fight "terrorists" in any country which has resources we want ...
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.
— Philip K. Dick
Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand.
— S.K. Logsdon
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.
— J.K. Rowling
Did anyone wonder if someone hit his head for him?
— K.J. Charles
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
— Louis C.K.
Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree.
— G.K. Chesterton
Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?""I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
— S.K. Tremayne
Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !
— Joel N. Ross
All men are tragic ... All men are comic ... Every man is important if he loses his life; and every man is funny if he loses his hat.
— G.K. Chesterton
Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
You've been popping into the fire every hour?' Harry said, half laughing.'Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear. — J.K. Rowling
Religion is funny stuff, and it has unpredictable effects on those who use it.
— Richard K. Morgan
That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it.
— D.K. Hamilton
I should stalk over there and pee around his table to stake my claim. Wait ... what? Jeez, Kacey.
— K.A. Tucker
