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Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.
— Justin Bieber
Being a pumpkinhead is great.""Your HEAD is a PUMPKIN. — Justin Robinson
I would say there's a lot of similarity between folk and punk. It's written for the common man.
— Greg Graffin
Don't you like to write letters? I do because it's such a swell way to keep from working and yet feel you've done something.
— Ernest Hemingway,
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
— Dane Cook
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
— Natasha Leggero
I eat like seven men together.
— Thalia
Man is always partial and is quite right to be. Even impartiality is partial.
— Georg C. Lichtenberg
To be free of belief and unbelief is my religion.
— Omar Khayyam
But I am a writer, and I deal in words, and I need to have them spelled out for meprecisely. — Sydney Jane Baily
It was that kind of kiss. But as with all kisses, it was not without a certain element of danger
— Haruki Murakami
The world I describe is about how people live now. It's not about zany people with unlimited, inexplicable funds in an apartment somewhere.
— Sloane Crosley
In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.
— B. Justin Shier
Wrong arm, dear.
— Megan Whalen Turner
