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I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly
— Greg Chappell
Nom, do say something funny so she can admire!
— Shannon Hale
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
He says black, I say white and we do grey
— Lazaro Hernandez
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.
— Alfred Hitchcock
They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!
— George Carlin
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
— Ricky Gervais
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.
— Turcois Ominek
Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that.
— J.D. Barker
I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
— Zooey Deschanel
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
— Tommy Cooper
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
— Susan Sarandon
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
— David Letterman
I never say a funny thing intentionally.
— Jayne Meadows
