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Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Sure I eat my feelings, but I save

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Treat me like a king and I'll treat

Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen ... Treat me like a queen and off with your head — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Come Hell or High Water usually depends on

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably

I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably enjoy them first — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Billings: There are lots of people who mistake their

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. — Josh Billings

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Billings: My advice to those who are about to

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. — Josh Billings

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh McDermitt: That's the easiest job you can have in

That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny. — Josh McDermitt

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Holloway: I've done all the dumping, which is not

I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match. — Josh Holloway

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Loving someone is sticking a pin through a

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Lanyon: I was surprised he didn't just spit the

I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man. — Josh Lanyon

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Women need a reason to have sex, while

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: There's a fine line between stuff, and if

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Billings: You should always live within your income, even

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. — Josh Billings

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: it can't be wrong, if it feels so

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and

You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up to some torture porn. — Stephanie Perkins

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: If you don't fall down now and again,

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Holloway: We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all

We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious. — Josh Holloway

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: I like gross generalizations ... I also like

I like gross generalizations ... I also like disgusting specifics! — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Lanyon: Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with

Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife. — Josh Lanyon

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Billings: The greatest thief this world has ever produced

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: You always miss 100% of the shots you

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Lucas: It's funny, but we were living on this

It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. — Josh Lucas

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: There's always someone we'd love to kill, the

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: If bliss are a type of potato, then

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Some people drip wax on themselves like a

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Daniel Clowes: Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay.
Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. — Daniel Clowes

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: If a picture paints a thousand words, then

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels ... — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: If you see the light at the end

If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Blood is thicker than water, but they still

Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: If you know how to open doors with

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: It's not hard to fail ... it's hard

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: When you're out in the wilderness and get

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with

Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other? — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: Life is a very brief candle especially when

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends — Josh Stern

Funny Josh Quotes By Josh Stern: If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern