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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct. — John Waters

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh

As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny. — Busy Philipps

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny. — Steven Wright

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. — Paul Merton

I make some jokes about it, but they're not funny and just add to the depression. — Robert M. Pirsig

We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to". — Mitch Hedberg

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. — Bill Bryson

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. — Steve Wozniak

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes. — David Mitchell

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger