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Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By John Waters: To me, racist jokes are not funny. I

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct. — John Waters

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Cass McCombs: You can't just explain a joke. Either it

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Busy Philipps: As an actor, it's always fun when you're

As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny. — Busy Philipps

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Steven Wright: What I like about the jokes, to me

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny. — Steven Wright

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Peter David: As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Paul Merton: When I turned about 12 or 13, I

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. — Paul Merton

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Robert M. Pirsig: I make some jokes about it, but they're

I make some jokes about it, but they're not funny and just add to the depression. — Robert M. Pirsig

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: We're gonna have to sweeten some of these

We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to". — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Bill Bryson: I don't want to go and start trying

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. — Bill Bryson

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Harland Williams: I don't laugh so much at jokes and

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Alison Bechdel: Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Steve Wozniak: I wanted to be funny. And I'm always

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. — Steve Wozniak

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Many a man was caused to perish by

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By David Mitchell: Who decides which defects are funny and which

Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes. — David Mitchell

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Not every single way of saying the right

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Jokes Or Quotes By Iliza Shlesinger: It feels amazing to just be here and

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger