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The Stone will transform any metal into pure gold. It also produces the Elixir of Life, which will make the drinker immortal.
— J.K. Rowling
I'm interested in everything.
— Woody Norris
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sometimes when we mine a person's life, we find a heart of gold beyond the crusty exterior. - Janet Graham -
— Gary Chapman
I will defend Korea as I would my own country-just as I would California.
— Douglas MacArthur
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter.
— Vin Diesel
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Nature is full for us of seeming inconsistencies and glad surprises.
— Margaret E. Barber