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Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By J.K. Rowling: The Stone will transform any metal into pure

The Stone will transform any metal into pure gold. It also produces the Elixir of Life, which will make the drinker immortal. — J.K. Rowling

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Woody Norris: I'm interested in everything.

I'm interested in everything. — Woody Norris

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: If you are reading this then you have

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Gary Chapman: Sometimes when we mine a person's life, we

Sometimes when we mine a person's life, we find a heart of gold beyond the crusty exterior. - Janet Graham - — Gary Chapman

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Douglas MacArthur: I will defend Korea as I would my

I will defend Korea as I would my own country-just as I would California. — Douglas MacArthur

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: I nurture very good intentions about you. May

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Vin Diesel: Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter.

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter. — Vin Diesel

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Salman Rushdie: Believe in your own eyes and you'll get

Believe in your own eyes and you'll get into a lot of trouble, hot water, a mess. — Salman Rushdie

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go.

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Funny Jokes And Life Quotes By Margaret E. Barber: Nature is full for us of seeming inconsistencies

Nature is full for us of seeming inconsistencies and glad surprises. — Margaret E. Barber