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Funny Jeff Goldblum Quotes By Joycelyn Elders: Condoms will break, but I can assure you

Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms. — Joycelyn Elders

Funny Jeff Goldblum Quotes By May Sarton: The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite

The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind. — May Sarton

Funny Jeff Goldblum Quotes By Katherine Paterson: Mandarin ducks mate for life and will die

Mandarin ducks mate for life and will die of loneliness if separated from their chosen mate. — Katherine Paterson

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand

Funny Jeff Goldblum Quotes By Alice Clayton: Clive remained behind Simon's knees.Simon's Knees . .

Clive remained behind Simon's knees.
Simon's Knees . . .
What a great name for a band. — Alice Clayton