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How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee?
— William Shakespeare
It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant.
— Jack Kirby
I am not showing off. I am just being expressive!
— Nelson Jack
Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes. — Kresley Cole
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes. — Kresley Cole
At the beginning of 'Will and Grace', I played Jack as the funny next-door-neighbor type, as we've seen in the past. And I thought that was my role.
— Sean Hayes
I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
— Jack Whitehall
I've never read a review from anybody that said, "I don't want to watch this anymore because it's just too funny. I laughed too much."
— Jack Kenny
The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
— Jack Paar
Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.
— Jack Black
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
— Jack Handy
That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.
— Jack Whitehall
I always thought of this as God's country.
— Jack Granatstein
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
— Jack Benny
Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.
It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere?
— Jack Vance
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it.
— Jack Whitehall
It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.
— Jack Paar
You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.
— Jack Paar