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Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
— Paul Dickson
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
— Paul Dickson
Relieve your pain.Shedding tears is good for the soul. — Lailah Gifty Akita
It's funny that they've called homosexuality a crime ... At this rate, everyone will be a criminal.
— Kangana Ranaut
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law.
— John F. Kennedy
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
— Marc Maron
I never doubted myself. It just didn't work.
— Rajon Rondo
The penalty for a long life is increasing resistance to change.
— Peter F. Hamilton
Funny, I don't particularly care for either "laws" or "order". Liberty is messy. Freedom yields imperfect results.
— A.E. Samaan
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
— Ellen DeGeneres
The circle of knowledge commences close round a man and thence stretches out concentrically.
— Johann Heinrich Pestalozzi
Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature.
— Stephen King
It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.
— Sue Ann Jaffarian
It's over now. He said what he had to say, I said what I had to say. Don't play with me. Seriously, don't play with me.
— Shaquille O'Neal
The will of the world is never the will of God.
— William Hamilton
Happiness eludes us if we run after it.
— Mahatma Gandhi
To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour
— Thomas Jefferson
When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.
— Stephanie March
A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself.
— Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux
I didn't do anything," Scott protested. "Breaking and entering is nothing?" Detective Basso echoed. "Funny, the law disagrees.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
