Funny Irishman Quotes
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Funny Irishman Quotes & Sayings
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It feels good. It's not bad for somebody who can't shoot.
— Shaquille O'Neal
When you hit a wall, just kick it in.
— Patti Smith
When you open box after box of old comics and they're ALL "Archie," you have suffered a trauma from which it is difficult to ever recover.
— John McLaughlin
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
— Frank Carson
How much easier is self-sacrifice than self-realization!
— Eric Hoffer
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
— Frank Carson
Maybe someday I would be happy. -
— Emily Giffin
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
— Johnny Carson
If you're facing what looks like a large problem, receive it as a compliment from the Universe. What a great soul you must be!
— Mary Morrissey
Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
— Hilaire Belloc
I really don't care much about baseball, or looking at ball games, major or minor. All my interest in baseball is in its statistics.
— Ernest Lanigan
To play a repressed gay man, I had to explore what life was like in an era of sexual repression.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
It takes two people to make a lie work: the person who tells it, and the one who believes it.
— Jodi Picoult