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Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. — Joel Edgerton

I try not to take myself too seriously, but I do take my work seriously. — Alison Doody

There was no thought in her now, no control. Every sound, every movement - it was pure impulse. Instinct and desire. Truth. — Kit Rocha

Envy is the central fact of American life. — Gore Vidal

It is better to be able neither to read nor write than to be able to do nothing else. — William Hazlitt

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny story. A bunch of people -- the cult -- blame the appearance of abilities on the invention of the internet. — Alex Lane

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao

I shall not walk your ways again. — Anne Carson

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

Natural rights, nonsense; natural and imprescriptible rights, rhetorical nonsense, elevated nonsense, nonsense going on stilts. — John Stuart Mill

I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to? — Frankie Boyle

We classify too much and enjoy too little. — Kakuzo Okakura

I asked myself at the time: how is it that she is not astonished at herself, that she keeps her mouth closed, and expresses nothing of any wonderment? — Franz Kafka

Every day is an important day, and every second is a growth opportunity to deepen your character, to demonstrate love, or to depend on God. — Rick Warren

Internet access came before pride. — Jessica Park

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

The coke bugs were out in force, doing military manoeuvres, all jazzed up on their Bolivian marching powder. — Mark D. Diehl

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. — Abraham Lincoln

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people. — Katie Nolan

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri