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Funny Internet Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Internet's been down most of the day [at

Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Funny Internet Quotes By Isobelle Carmody: Maruman does not loll.

Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

Funny Internet Quotes By Joel Edgerton: It's funny how sometimes you learn things off

It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. — Joel Edgerton

Funny Internet Quotes By Alison Doody: I try not to take myself too seriously,

I try not to take myself too seriously, but I do take my work seriously. — Alison Doody

Funny Internet Quotes By Kit Rocha: There was no thought in her now, no

There was no thought in her now, no control. Every sound, every movement - it was pure impulse. Instinct and desire. Truth. — Kit Rocha

Funny Internet Quotes By Gore Vidal: Envy is the central fact of American life.

Envy is the central fact of American life. — Gore Vidal

Funny Internet Quotes By William Hazlitt: It is better to be able neither to

It is better to be able neither to read nor write than to be able to do nothing else. — William Hazlitt

Funny Internet Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: If you are reading this then you have

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny Internet Quotes By Alex Lane: Funny story. A bunch of people -- the

Funny story. A bunch of people -- the cult -- blame the appearance of abilities on the invention of the internet. — Alex Lane

Funny Internet Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Thanks to the Internet, people we might have

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Internet Quotes By Manasa Rao: Isn't it funny how we all will end

Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao

Funny Internet Quotes By Anne Carson: I shall not walk your ways again.

I shall not walk your ways again. — Anne Carson

Funny Internet Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Cars will soon have the Internet on the

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Internet Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Valentine's day without your love is like a

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

Funny Internet Quotes By John Stuart Mill: Natural rights, nonsense; natural and imprescriptible rights, rhetorical

Natural rights, nonsense; natural and imprescriptible rights, rhetorical nonsense, elevated nonsense, nonsense going on stilts. — John Stuart Mill

Funny Internet Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I watched the footage of Saddam being executed,

I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to? — Frankie Boyle

Funny Internet Quotes By Kakuzo Okakura: We classify too much and enjoy too little.

We classify too much and enjoy too little. — Kakuzo Okakura

Funny Internet Quotes By Franz Kafka: I asked myself at the time: how is

I asked myself at the time: how is it that she is not astonished at herself, that she keeps her mouth closed, and expresses nothing of any wonderment? — Franz Kafka

Funny Internet Quotes By Rick Warren: Every day is an important day, and every

Every day is an important day, and every second is a growth opportunity to deepen your character, to demonstrate love, or to depend on God. — Rick Warren

Funny Internet Quotes By Jessica Park: Internet access came before pride.

Internet access came before pride. — Jessica Park

Funny Internet Quotes By Al Gore: The day I made that statement, about the

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

Funny Internet Quotes By Mark D. Diehl: The coke bugs were out in force, doing

The coke bugs were out in force, doing military manoeuvres, all jazzed up on their Bolivian marching powder. — Mark D. Diehl

Funny Internet Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. — Abraham Lincoln

Funny Internet Quotes By Brandon Stanton: Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

Funny Internet Quotes By Bill Maher: Can we go back to using Facebook for

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

Funny Internet Quotes By John Green: I wish I knew how to quit you,

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

Funny Internet Quotes By Katie Nolan: I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people. — Katie Nolan

Funny Internet Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri