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I love living on the road; I live out of a suitcase. — Dustin Lynch

don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. — C.D. Reiss

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually! — Karen Gibbs

I don't think it's unusual to spend time with your castmate. — Isabel Lucas

It takes the same effort to dream small or dream big. Dream big! — Mani Maran

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

I never let our players get satisfied, I never let our Coaches get satisfied, I was never satisfied. We can always do it better. — John Wooden

Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox. — Edward Harris

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

Had all the world been a school and Wilson its principal, he would have been the greatest statesman in history. — Barbara W. Tuchman

Yesterday they called it coincidence. Today it's synchronicity. Tomorrow they'll call it skill. — Antero Alli

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back. — Sandra Chami Kassis

The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did. — Penelope Douglas

What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet... — Lucian Bane

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis

The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more. — Deepak Menon

When I get to Heaven they aren't going to see much of me but my heels, for I'll be hanging over the golden wall keeping an eye on the Lisu Church! — Isobel Miller Kuhn

Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. — Kyle Johnson

Do you remember what I forgot? — Erica Goros

Men have always been susceptible to a woman's beauty: it's their weakness and to hide it, some get aggressive. — Kavita Kane

The only way human beings can win a war is to prevent it. — George C. Marshall

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus. — Miss Merikan

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

Have you ever heard someone say 'I shouldn't have trusted my intuition'? — Jennifer Ho-Dougatz

What can you do if they have slapped you with a legal notice? You have to reply. For all you know, they have taken you to jail or something. — Kangana Ranaut

Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come. — Kyle Johnson

I came out when I was 15 and I was a very active teenager in that regard. — Jason Sellards

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

I've realized that I can do performances. — David Hockney

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman