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Funny Impossible Quotes By Marcus Samuelsson: The avocado is native to the Mexican state

The avocado is native to the Mexican state of Puebla, which helps explain why it's so popular in Mexican cooking. — Marcus Samuelsson

Funny Impossible Quotes By David McRaney: Women will buy products in an attempt to

Women will buy products in an attempt to become the impossible goal. Men will buy products in an attempt to mate with the impossible goal. — David McRaney

Funny Impossible Quotes By Aloe Blacc: Compassion can change a lot of things, including

Compassion can change a lot of things, including the world. Young people especially need to know that, because they're the future. — Aloe Blacc

Funny Impossible Quotes By Skyla Madi: Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity.

Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity. — Skyla Madi

Funny Impossible Quotes By June Jordan: What tyranny could exceed a tyranny that dictates

What tyranny could exceed a tyranny that dictates to the human heart? — June Jordan

Funny Impossible Quotes By Kasie West: I don't know how to get over it."

I don't know how to get over it." "You can only go through it. — Kasie West

Funny Impossible Quotes By Joel Bakan: Goodwin has done the seemingly impossible-he has made

Goodwin has done the seemingly impossible-he has made economics comprehensible and funny. — Joel Bakan

Funny Impossible Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If a drink was ice cold, it would

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Impossible Quotes By Mira Grant: Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving — Mira Grant

Funny Impossible Quotes By John Fletcher: It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing.

It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing. — John Fletcher

Funny Impossible Quotes By David Eddings: You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

Funny Impossible Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Without him here, it is impossible to know

Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Impossible Quotes By Jean-Pierre De Caussade: All created things are living in the Hand

All created things are living in the Hand of God. The senses see only the action of the creatures; but faith sees in everything the action of God. — Jean-Pierre De Caussade

Funny Impossible Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I thought maybe she was trying to be

I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor. — Chelsea Handler

Funny Impossible Quotes By Posy Roberts: I've been in love with Kevin since I

I've been in love with Kevin since I was sixteen years old, babe. There's no falling when I've never been able to get back up from it. — Posy Roberts

Funny Impossible Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like

Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting. — J.K. Rowling

Funny Impossible Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: The funny thing about an impossibility is that

The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Funny Impossible Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean

Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll