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I would rather be called funny than pretty.
— Nia Vardalos
I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.
— The Covert Comic
In theory I rather admire the Spaniards for not sharing our Northern time-neurosis; but unfortunately I share it myself.
— George Orwell
I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.
— Daniel Dae Kim
Funny thing about regrets. I don't lament what I've done, but rather, what I didn't do.
— J.A. Konrath
Caroline, do you value your neck?""Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?"
"Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it. — Julia Quinn
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
— Groucho Marx
Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!
— Lady Randolph Churchill
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
— James Tate
I'm not trying to be ridiculous or funny, but it was rather pleasant to find yourself in isolation, in solitary.
— Joseph Brodsky
I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
— Kristen Johnston
I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time.
— Jennifer Garner
Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.
— Christine Feehan
I want to be part of movies that have important and interesting subjects but are not depressing and are rather satirical and funny.
— Terence Lewis
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
I'd rather be funny than wise.
— Dennis Miller
Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.
— Mark Watson
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials
— Ann Everett
Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!
— Diane Ackerman
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
— Kelly Ripa
I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.
— Autre Ne Veut
I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office.
— William Ritter
