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Tears can be good. They can cleanse us form our misery.
— DiAnn Mills
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
— Paula Poundstone
Every fear fades with faith.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
We learn something when someone passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful. Some lessons are painless & some lessons are priceless.
— Srinivas Shenoy
What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!
— Dusty Rhodes
if your eyes are marred
with petty visions
wash them with tears
your teardrops are healers
as they begin to arrive — Jalaluddin Rumi
with petty visions
wash them with tears
your teardrops are healers
as they begin to arrive — Jalaluddin Rumi
Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won't think you're going gaga.
— David Ogilvy
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
— Ann Landers
Little kids, little problems. Wait till you've got drugs and sex and social media to worry about.
— Liane Moriarty
And stay away from bushes."
"Why?"
"Dude, this is South Africa home of the cobras. And I don't mean the hot ones like Ian. — Peter Lerangis
"Why?"
"Dude, this is South Africa home of the cobras. And I don't mean the hot ones like Ian. — Peter Lerangis
He who forgets will be destined to remember ...
— Eddie Vedder
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"
— Henny Youngman
We hold on to hope, and hope robs us of the present moment.
— Pema Chodron
Do the other angels know what they are doing? Am I the only confused one? Maybe I am unfinished, an unfinished angel.
— Sharon Creech
God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.
— Edwin Percy Whipple