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Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes.
— A. J. Jacobs
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.
— Adam Ferrara
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
— Helen Gurley Brown
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
— Albert Einstein
I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus.
— Miss Merikan
Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i'm smilling like thats honey
— Mohlalefi J Motsima
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava.
— Mark Leiren-Young
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
— George Burns
There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident
— Josh Stern
I love a lot of comedy actors and actresses like Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey and all those women who are really brilliant and funny.
— Saoirse Ronan
I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny.
— Cassandra Clare
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
— Curtis Jackson
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
— Robert Pattinson
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue.
— Nicole Archer
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
Never miss a party ... good for the nerveslike celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.
— Cassandra Giovanni
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.
— Oscar Wilde
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo