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Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By John Mortimer: Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. — John Mortimer

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Amy Jo Johnson: I can't imagine actually singing on this show

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny. — Amy Jo Johnson

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I like to smoke a pipe, because it's

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Lisa Hoffman: Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Dave Barry: I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor -

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ... — Dave Barry

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Todd Phillips: I think people like comedies and I think

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Emma Bunton: I wish men had boobs because I like

I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing. — Emma Bunton

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Aimee Bender: We're like the couple on the sitcom that

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. — P.G. Wodehouse

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Emma Chase: I can't make out what they're saying; it

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: I guess I like things that take time

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Dave Grohl: It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Andrea Cremer: And you look beautiful," she added."I look like

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: Sadness is like growing of hairs around our

Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Mick Foley: I really like it. I really, really like

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive. — Mick Foley

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Chris Messina: I like funny things, but I don't find

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I hate arrows. They try to tell me

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By George Orwell: There are some situations from which one can

There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic. — George Orwell

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Amanda Seyfried: The funny thing is, the girls that I'm

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By John Sandford: Like the NRA says, it's better to have

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Jon Stewart: I was born with an adult head and

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Me: Life is like a potato. Well, at least

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Tom Clancy: A lawyer is just like an attack dog,

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. — Tom Clancy

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Zoe Sugg: Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get

Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get to the end of my tale. 'If that's what Brooklyn boys are like I'm emigrating as soon as possible! — Zoe Sugg

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: I have the street smarts and survival skills

I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Heather Hildenbrand: You catch more flies with honey, ever heard

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Bill Maher: To most Christians, the Bible is like a

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

Funny I Like You More Than Quotes By Caitlin Hale: Jack Black is so funny! On and off

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale