Funny I Forget Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about Funny I Forget

Funny I Forget Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny I Forget quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely" ... It's a basic skill isn't it ... — Tim Vine

People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live. — Robert Riskin

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. — George Burns

What a welcome sight. You know, it's funny how often people forget that presidents need to eat, too, President — Suzanne Collins

Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh? — Dave Franklin

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers. — Rudyard Kipling

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it. — Madeline Kahn

It's funny how when people change, you forget the way they used to be. — Cynthia Hand

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how — Dave Barry

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.' — Amy Schumer

It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like. — Christie Cote

Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget. — Eoin Colfer

I remember love. It's what I have to keep on reminding myself. It's funny how you can forget everything except people loving you. — Melina Marchetta

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened. — Rita Rudner

Such a funny thing, shame, that in the scramble to avoid it, you forget who has the right to shame you in the first place. — Keija Parssinen

I think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life ... can not forget the habit — Hiroko Sakai

Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours. — Patrick Ness

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. — Damien Fahey

I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman

Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges — Judy Collins

He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul. — Sabrina Fedel

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny how it's easy to forget her face — Bil Keane

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross

Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget. — David Baldacci

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. — Chuck Palahniuk

Mostly good is enough. Mostly good produces healthy kids who know they are valued and either forget the other parts or turn them into funny stories. — Jen Hatmaker

The great thing about Eminem is, he's just hysterical. You forget, people like Eminem because he is riotously funny. And he's a great actor. — Judd Apatow