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Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Patrick Chan: Experience is a funny thing. You don't always

Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Craig Ferguson: Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Trevor Noah: I always believe that funny is serious and

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. — Trevor Noah

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Minesh Shakya: When you are in love, your mind stop

When you are in love, your mind stop thinking and it start to trust your heart even it's wrong. — Minesh Shakya

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I don't need shoes. I need a night

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? — Janet Evanovich

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Ethan Day: Don't do it gurl," he said with a

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By William Boyd: I have to start my real life soon,

I have to start my real life soon, before I die of boredom and frustration. — William Boyd

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Lemony Snicket: You might be afraid of the dark, but

You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That's why the dark is always close by. — Lemony Snicket

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By John Green: She's cute, I thought, but you don't need

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Pablo Picasso: Even if the painting is green, well then!

Even if the painting is green, well then! The 'subject' is the green. There is always a subject; it's a joke to suppress the subject, it's impossible. — Pablo Picasso

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Stephen Fry: I don't need you to remind me of

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. — Stephen Fry

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Tanya Masse: I don't need a personal trainer ... I

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Ville Valo: I have 4 kids already, I don't need

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. — Ville Valo

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Conan O'Brien: The turkey that President Obama will pardon this

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: I don't need you to be funny. I

I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained. — Jerry Seinfeld

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Ade Bozzay: All I want is for my kids to

All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be able to recognise how hilarious I am. — Ade Bozzay

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Amish Tripathi: There is a wealth of readership for regional

There is a wealth of readership for regional language literature in India that is not given importance. We must give respect to our own languages. — Amish Tripathi

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Don Herold: Women give us solace, but if it were

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. — Don Herold

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Jennifer Garner: I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other

I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time. — Jennifer Garner

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Dave Barry: Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: How about those people who don't need sleep?

How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Haile Gebrselassie: Considering that the race is star-studded no runner

Considering that the race is star-studded no runner will be willing to set the pace for the others. This is why a record will be almost impossible. — Haile Gebrselassie

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Patrick Kavanagh: Publicity's a cancer. It eats out a man

Publicity's a cancer. It eats out a man - till there's nothing but a shell left. — Patrick Kavanagh

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Robert Jordan: This was not the first time she had

This was not the first time she had squeezed meanings from his words that he never knew were in them. — Robert Jordan

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Taylor Caldwell: It's a funny thing about love: you don't

It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Jimmy Kimmel: I don't really need to be dirty to

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. — Jimmy Kimmel

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Clifton Fadiman: Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt.

Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. — Clifton Fadiman

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Chris Rock: I don't need a president with a bucket

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By James E. Faust: Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence,

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. — James E. Faust

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By George Osborne: I support gay marriage. I support gay marriage

I support gay marriage. I support gay marriage because I believe Conservatives support the institutions of commitment. — George Osborne

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not against people just being funny or

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. — Marc Maron

Funny I Don't Need You Quotes By Warren Buffett: You don't ever ask a barber whether you

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett