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Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. — Trevor Noah

When you are in love, your mind stop thinking and it start to trust your heart even it's wrong. — Minesh Shakya

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? — Janet Evanovich

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

I have to start my real life soon, before I die of boredom and frustration. — William Boyd

You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That's why the dark is always close by. — Lemony Snicket

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

Even if the painting is green, well then! The 'subject' is the green. There is always a subject; it's a joke to suppress the subject, it's impossible. — Pablo Picasso

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. — Stephen Fry

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. — Ville Valo

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained. — Jerry Seinfeld

All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be able to recognise how hilarious I am. — Ade Bozzay

There is a wealth of readership for regional language literature in India that is not given importance. We must give respect to our own languages. — Amish Tripathi

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. — Don Herold

I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time. — Jennifer Garner

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry

How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are. — Jim Gaffigan

Considering that the race is star-studded no runner will be willing to set the pace for the others. This is why a record will be almost impossible. — Haile Gebrselassie

Publicity's a cancer. It eats out a man - till there's nothing but a shell left. — Patrick Kavanagh

This was not the first time she had squeezed meanings from his words that he never knew were in them. — Robert Jordan

It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. — Jimmy Kimmel

Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. — Clifton Fadiman

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. — James E. Faust

I support gay marriage. I support gay marriage because I believe Conservatives support the institutions of commitment. — George Osborne

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. — Marc Maron

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett