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Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: May you have fresh strength in the spring

May you have fresh strength in the spring season. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Kenya Wright: She held her hand out in front of

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Oscar Wilde: How can a woman be expected to be

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. — Oscar Wilde

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon: Destiny doesn't do home visits ... you have

Destiny doesn't do home visits ... you have to go for it yourself. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Aretha Franklin: The people at large absolutely gave James Brown

The people at large absolutely gave James Brown respect. He was an original like a Rembrandt or a Picasso — Aretha Franklin

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Charlotte Perkins Gilman: For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course

For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Jeannine Garsee: I can't believe he's making you wait till

I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Bill Cosby: If the audience knows you can be funny

If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By M. Leighton: Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to

Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile. — M. Leighton

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Madeleine L'Engle: Believing takes practice.

Believing takes practice. — Madeleine L'Engle

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Susan Elizabeth Phillips: Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't.

Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By John Wyndham: Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be

Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be made to look like a funny coincidence if you try hard enough and wait long enough. — John Wyndham

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By John Hurt: It's a great relief to feel that you're

It's a great relief to feel that you're working with someone rather than for someone. You don't feel that you're being tested, as it were. — John Hurt

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Abeba Habtu: Please remember, no matter how hard it seems

Please remember, no matter how hard it seems and no matter how badly you feel you can always become courageous. — Abeba Habtu

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I actually think being involved in the cesarean

I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be ... I just can't wait! — Robert Pattinson

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece ... — Sarah Silverman

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Dada Bhagwan: The higher one sits, the greater the fear

The higher one sits, the greater the fear of fall. — Dada Bhagwan

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I can't wait to get off the stage,

I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Leila Sales: I didn't need to be the most exciting,

I didn't need to be the most exciting, beautiful, beloved girl in the world. I just needed not to be me anymore. — Leila Sales

Funny I Can't Wait Quotes By Stephen Sondheim: Math and music are intimately related. Not necessarily

Math and music are intimately related. Not necessarily on a conscious level, but sure. — Stephen Sondheim