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I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
— Woody Allen
A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it.
— Rafael Sabatini
Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat
I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them.
— Tom Althouse
I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them.
— Trevor Noah
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
— Kinky Friedman
Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm.""Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
— Sarah Silverman
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
— Alice Walker
I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn.
— Kai Greene
I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment.""I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee
You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.
— John Green
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
— Mike Tyson
Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.
— Danielle Wood
I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.
— Ben Bailey
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
— Jeanne Calment
How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?
— Madi Brown
I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.
— Criss Jami
Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me!
— Raymond Benson
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
— Woody Allen
I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.
— James E. Faust
I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous.
— Charles Woodson
I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
— Jonathan Tropper
I don't believe in magic.
— J.K. Rowling
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
— George W. Bush
Funny ... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?" ... "He believes in you.
— A.J. Cronin
I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.
— Tom Perrotta
Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
No way!" I yelled, taking it from him."I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White
I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls.
— K.A. Mitchell
I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on.
— Steve Martin
I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.
— Ellen Hopkins
I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another.
— George Gordon Byron
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
— Mark Wahlberg
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.
— Kevin Costner
