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Funny Hurting Quotes & Sayings

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A BMS hears hoofbeats outside his window, the first thing he thinks of is a zebra — Samuel Shem

I'd adopt. And I think that if I'm really supposed to have kids, it will happen, if that's God's plan for me. — Janet Jackson

Who would have thought, when they came to the fight, that they'd witness a launchin' of a black satellite — Muhammad Ali

Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened? — Ann Landers

XXIV. And kneeling at the edge of the transparent sea I shall shape for myself a new heart from salt and mud — Anne Carson

Once in a lifetime "True love" comes in your life. That is made just for you and you should not lose that chance of grasping it. — Lovely Goyal

Men of England, wherefore plough For the lords who lay you low? — Percy Bysshe Shelley

If winning isn't everything why bother to keep the score? — Knute Rockne

Literature is a vast bazaar where customers come to purchase everything except mirrors. — James Branch Cabell

He's freaked out. The bullets and the near-assassination and the fiery gas stations were okay, but the hand-holding freaked him out. — Jane Seville

I like kindness. Who doesn't? Life is definitely too short for self-centered, abusive people. — Ellen Greene

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. — Shah Rukh Khan

It is easy to flatter; it is harder to praise. — Jean Paul

I'm in trouble because I'm normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don't like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself. — Mike Tyson

The aim of a PhD's to ensure that no one, including your advisor, understands what you're doing after the first couple of years. — China Mieville