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Funny how we can't hold onto time, even when it's strapped to our wrists — Emily Murdoch

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.' — Adam Ferrara

Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore. — Lauren Oliver

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes. — Lyndon B. Johnson

It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong. — Louis Sachar

What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was and how electric it was. — Oscar Isaac

Funny how
time goes on,
things change,
and yet,
some things stay
exactly the same. — Lisa Schroeder

Funny how someone can be so beautiful and totally fucked up at the same time. — Missy Anne

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient. — Nenia Campbell

It was funny how I could feel all alone and under surveillance at the same time. — Cory Doctorow

It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time — Meg Wolitzer

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. — Monica Murphy

People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist ... how do we fix Africa?' — Bo Burnham

It's funny isn't it, how everything's changing all time. Nothing stays still. — Julia Green

Funny how you can measure time by pets that were not even your own. — Lori Lansens

How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way. — Rachel Aaron

It's funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can't seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time. — Colleen Hoover

Funny, how the things you have the hardest time parting with are the things you need the least. — Bob Dylan

It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time. — N.R. Walker

It's funny how you can hear only a few cords from a song and it'll transport you back in time to a particular person or place. — Janelle Smith Toussant

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. — Bill Hicks

How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time. — Robin Black

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield

How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ?? — Hiroko Sakai

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. — O. Henry

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made. — Jane Wyman

Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny how it's easy to forget her face — Bil Keane

It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time. — Michelle Gable

Funny how quickly the mind moves, but how slowly time does when you're in pain. — Josephine Angelini

It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. — Markus Zusak

Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist ! — Gaurav Rao