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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
— Adam Ferrara
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.
— Nenia Campbell
It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time
— Meg Wolitzer
Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression.
— Monica Murphy
How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way.
— Rachel Aaron
It's funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can't seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time.
— Colleen Hoover
Funny, how the things you have the hardest time parting with are the things you need the least.
— Bob Dylan
It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time.
— N.R. Walker
It's funny how you can hear only a few cords from a song and it'll transport you back in time to a particular person or place.
— Janelle Smith Toussant
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
— Bill Hicks
How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time.
— Robin Black
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ??
— Hiroko Sakai
It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time.
— Michelle Gable
Funny how quickly the mind moves, but how slowly time does when you're in pain.
— Josephine Angelini
