Funny Homer Quotes
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Funny Homer Quotes & Sayings
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I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.
— Jo Brand
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
Ask nature questions, and you will get answers.
— Jean Craighead George
It has its ups and downs!
— Douglas Evans
Palin is smart, politically skilled, courageous and likable. Her convention and debate performances were impressive.
— David Brooks
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
— Jerry Coleman
When you love someone, nothing is impossible.
— Melissa Foster
I still use quill and parchment. I do e-mails, and I write, but I don't go around surfing too much.
— Oscar Nunez