Beer Quotes

Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer. — Stephen Beaumont

Voodoo Beer?"
"In honor of Loa and Boa for chasing away death." "That was a big snake, wasn't it?""It was a seriously large snake ... — Kresley Cole

You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge? — David Letterman

Its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. — Kevin Hearne

They who drink beer will think beer. — Washington Irving

My goal is to die in my 90s on the set, say, 'That's a wrap,' after the last shot, fall over dead, and have the grips go out and raise a beer to me. — Wes Craven

None of your business. Go get me a beer. — Olivia Cunning

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. — Chris Jericho

If you don't know what else to do, drink beer. — Wally Byam

It smelled something like a keg of bad beer overturned in a mortician's storage room on a hot summer's day. — Scott Lynch

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx

Given the right set of circumstances, people could be happy everywhere and all the time. And these people actually do exist. In beer commercials. — Stephen Altrogge

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer. — Greg Norman

If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread. — David Ricardo

I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder. — Steve Wiebe

I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks. — John McCain

So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale. — Reginald De Koven

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings. — P.J. Wolfson

Good people drink good beer. — Hunter S. Thompson

America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal. — Nancy Johnson

If they had built the Energy East pipeline to transport beer, we'd be okay. — Elizabeth May

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. — Johnny Damon

It is an indisputable fact that the more expensive something is, the better it is. — Patrick Dawson

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? — Bret Easton Ellis

Pink champagne
that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to
do you like beer? — Deborah Kerr

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. — Nancy Astor

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer. — A.E. Housman

I drink with impunity ... or anyone else who invites me. — W.C. Fields

Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts. — George Wendt

Alex Robichek had survived their Italian exile; that Uncle Richard and Aunt Roszi were safe in Sacramento. — Edith Hahn Beer

You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious. — Tom Lenk

On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest. — Zakk Wylde

John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd talk about Cynthia and how much he missed her — Pete Best

He that drinks beer, thinks beer. — Washington Irving

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer? — Rachel Caine

Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

Beer goggles are no match for atrocious lighting. — Jessica Park

To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world. — Richard P. Feynman

...beer makes people deaf... — Maggie Stiefvater

Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit! — Friedrich Nietzsche

There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach. — Nicholas Sparks

The Pilgrims believed beer was an unalloyed good, a 'good creature of God.' People who did not drink were suspect and 'crank-brained. — Susan Cheever

They went through Crescent City, a tired-looking town, where you could get a beer for a dollar and maybe get a fractured skull for nothing. — Richard Preston

Turn the light on so your aim is better," he said mildly. "All you did was waste a full beer. — Erin McCarthy

The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone. — J.C. Patrick

The sterner self of the Populace likes bawling, hustling, and smashing; the lighter self, beer. — Matthew Arnold

You haven't even seen my six-pack and huge cock, yet."
"You brought beer and chicken? — Aly Martinez

You bought me a beer," the old man said. "You are already a man. — Ernest Hemingway,

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore. — Mike Glover

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety. — William Shakespeare

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. — Steve Martin

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W.C. Fields

I haven't had a very good day. I think I might still be hung over and everyone's dead and my root beer's gone. — Holly Black

Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember. — Christopher Titus

Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone else's, but hey, free beer, right? — Rob Malda

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. — Alan D. Eames

I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too. — Billy Carter

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver! — John Green

In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power. — A.J.P. Taylor

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx

Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education. — Thomas Hughes

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. — Jack Nicholson

I'm a big root beer guy. — Dylan O'Brien

when life gives you lemons add beer — Letter String

You wanna beer?"
Jasper's brows shot up. "Seriously?"
"Fuck no," Layne replied. — Kristen Ashley

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no! — Hunter S. Thompson

They are all beer wasted. Which is different from bourbon wasted. Bourbon makes you mean and switches on your regret. — Lisa D'Amour

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams — Compton Mackenzie

On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it. — Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. — Ian Botham

I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers. — Nick Offerman

I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play sports. — Nicolas Winding Refn

But science is the collection of nature's answers; the humanities the collection of men's thoughts. — Gavin De Beer

Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes

Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in. — Benny Bellamacina

She watched as a beer truck lumbered by with a clink of quivering warm, wet promises. — William Peter Blatty

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it. — Jerry Seinfeld

There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. — Tom Petty

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031] — Benjamin Franklin

If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. — John Steinbeck

I do not drink more than a sponge. — Francois Rabelais

The beer had the color and taste of baby's pee, but we followed our usual routine and drank with joyless discipline until we both passed out. — Viet Thanh Nguyen

A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said. — Patti Callahan Henry

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. — Rita Rudner

Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain

When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything. — Dion DiMucci

I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight — Charles Bukowski

The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim. — Pharoahe Monch

I had a Coors beer. I never cared for Adolph Coors's politics, but I wasn't sure I cared for anyone's, and he made a nice beer. No carcinogens. — Robert B. Parker

The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer. — Arnold Bennett

If circumstances dictate that your disposable income has to come from eating ramen alongside your vintage Cantillon gueuze, so be it. — Patrick Dawson

They chose "beer as soda pop." Craft brewers are "beer as wine. — Michael Jackson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. — Homer

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times. — Zakk Wylde

There is no strong beer, just weak men — Dan Castellaneta

Beer or three. My nerves were still singing from the morning. — Gillian Flynn

...root beer floats are the stuff that toasts are made of. — Sandra D. Bricker

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. — Henry Lawson

There had been vague threats and seductive hands and nachos and beer, but Oscar hadn't noticed an offer, per se. — Steve Himmer