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Funny Homer Quotes & Sayings

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Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

Ask nature questions, and you will get answers. — Jean Craighead George

It has its ups and downs! — Douglas Evans

People are not born heroes or villains; they're created by the people around them. — Chris Colfer

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

If your house is burning, wouldn't you try and put out the fire? — Imran Khan

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. — Jerry Coleman

When you love someone, nothing is impossible. — Melissa Foster

The whole Kardashian family, they have a bunch of energy. — Ryan Lochte

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer