Funny Homeless Quotes
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Take creativity out of scienceand it is not science. — Phil Mitchell
I think that America will not trust a party to defend America that isn't willing to defend itself.
— James Carville
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's a bizarre but wonderful feeling, to arrive dead center of a target you didn't even know you were aiming for.
— Lois McMaster Bujold
The strength of a nation lies in the homes of its people.
— Abraham Lincoln
It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.
— Lady Victoria Hervey
When you have a big problem to solve, break it down to smaller ones first.
— Siddharth Katragadda
In a world of infinite choice, context - not content - is king.
— Chris Anderson
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
— Bob Monkhouse
In situations where the sane flee from danger, law enforcement officers sprint to engage it.
— James Patterson
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
If you take, we will take back. Steal from us, and we will rob you blind. When you squeeze, we will hit
— Lauren Oliver
I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'
— Jimmy Carr
A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
It would be so nice if those who oppose evolution would take a tiny bit of trouble to learn the merest rudiments of what it is that they are opposing.
— Richard Dawkins
I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose.
— Hans Zimmer
I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.
— Tara Palmer-Tomkinson