Funny Holiday Party Quotes

There's ten thousand wyes a hen can get into a gairden, but only the wan wye she can get oot, and it's gey ill for her to find it. — Neil Munro

When you read a book, you don't give up on it. You might soon feel like your part of the story. — Kiersten White

You don't know what love is, until you've learned the meaning of the blues, until you've loved a love you've had to lose. — Chet Baker

Exhausting someone in argument is not the same as convincing him — Tim Kreider

In the Third Reich evil lost its distinctive characteristic by which most people had until then recognized it. The Nazis redefined it as a civil norm. — Hannah Arendt

It's not pleasant when you lose your whole football team. — Chuck Noll

Mankind will not be perfect until it can create and destroy like God. It can already destroy: that's half the battle. — Alexandre Dumas

Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. — Walter Benjamin

When I awaken in the morning, I Thank God, not for my life, but for yours, because without you, I could not exsist — Rick Ferreira

Friendship is greater than the colonial and dominating race ideologies of hundreds of years." -"Some of My Best Friends — Luis J. Rodriguez

There's nothing good about an atomic reaction, — J. Kenner

Well, you have to become a person first, — Benjamin Alire Saenz