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For many young girls, having a horse of their own ranks high on the scale of importance, right up there with breathing. — Kim Meeder

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles

I do not think, Prospero,' he said, 'that one should attribute a very high degree of reality to your house. — John Bellairs

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit — Ann Everett

I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H.L. Mencken

Man. I know they say it's good to take the high road. But it's also good to punch assholes in the face, too. — Ava Lore

I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good. — Miles Teller

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual. — Daryl Gregory

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. — G.G. Silverman

If he was able to make her feel even the slightest bit of guilt for being so oblivious - if he could get through all that makeup and high fashion. — Matthew Quick

Clouds are high flying Fog — Gaurav Rao

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. — Kinky Friedman

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. — Tina Fey

After all, you can't really blame the Waffen S.S. for doing what comes naturally. But a funny thing happened on the way to the moral high ground. — Garth Ennis

I've always liked dressing up. And I love a high heel - the higher the better. I just feel funny in flats. — Rachel McAdams

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. — Sophie Wu

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball. — Matthew Modine

I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it. — Chris Kyle

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high. — Albert Brooks

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. — Julius Caesar

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. — Darynda Jones

Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings. — Brandon Sanderson

There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. — Mike Birbiglia

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. — D.A. Paul

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing. — Zach Galifianakis

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. — Elizabeth Eulberg

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' — Bruce Baum

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. — Will Ferrell

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. — G.G. Silverman

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles. — Laurell K. Hamilton

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield

I had died and woken up in High School Musical — Jamie McGuire

We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. — Andrew Bogut

To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture. — Anatole France

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle them. — Josephine Myles

Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male — Keisha Keenleyside

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. — Marc Maron

Divorce runs high these days, but I'm an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular. — Bauvard

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself. — Chelsea Handler

All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in. — Vir Das

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot! — Katharine Hepburn

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high. — Ricky Williams