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I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
— Ryan Stiles
I do not think, Prospero,' he said, 'that one should attribute a very high degree of reality to your house.
— John Bellairs
I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit
— Ann Everett
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
— H.L. Mencken
I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good.
— Miles Teller
My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
— Robert Parish
I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual.
— Daryl Gregory
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
— Vanessa Bayer
This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.
— G.G. Silverman
Clouds are high flying Fog
— Gaurav Rao
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
— Kinky Friedman
I've always liked dressing up. And I love a high heel - the higher the better. I just feel funny in flats.
— Rachel McAdams
I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball.
— Matthew Modine
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
— Albert Brooks
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.
— Julius Caesar
There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
— Darynda Jones
Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings.
— Brandon Sanderson
There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school.
— Mike Birbiglia
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
— Zach Galifianakis
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
— G.G. Silverman
There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I had died and woken up in High School Musical
— Jamie McGuire
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture.
— Anatole France
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math.
— Dat Phan
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle them.
— Josephine Myles
Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
— Keisha Keenleyside
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
— Iliza Shlesinger
I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
— Chelsea Handler
Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!
— Katharine Hepburn
I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.
— Ricky Williams