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Funny Headache Quotes By Ken Kesey: They wouldn't be so cocky if they knew

They wouldn't be so cocky if they knew what me and the moon have going. — Ken Kesey

Funny Headache Quotes By Jeff Abbott: Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting

Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache. — Jeff Abbott

Funny Headache Quotes By Tito Ortiz: I just think God put me on this

I just think God put me on this earth as a tool ... showing people you can achieve stuff once you set you mind to things, that it can be accomplished. — Tito Ortiz

Funny Headache Quotes By Bob Marley: Your recipe, darling, is so tasty, and you

Your recipe, darling, is so tasty, and you sure can stir your pot. — Bob Marley

Funny Headache Quotes By Colum McCann: That's what sons do: write to their mothers

That's what sons do: write to their mothers about recall, tell themselves about the past until they come to realize that they are the past. — Colum McCann

Funny Headache Quotes By Katt Williams: Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams

Funny Headache Quotes By C.C. Hunter: She already had a headache-she didn't want to

She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list. — C.C. Hunter

Funny Headache Quotes By Joe Jamail: What did I know about lawyering? I just

What did I know about lawyering? I just thought it was another way to stay in Austin for another three years. — Joe Jamail

Funny Headache Quotes By Patricia C. Wrede: I am determined to have the headache Thursday,

I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it. — Patricia C. Wrede

Funny Headache Quotes By Don Roff: If you schlep a shit job everyday, keep

If you schlep a shit job everyday, keep and feed a little secret life
whether it's writing, art, running, music, your thoughts. It's yours. — Don Roff

Funny Headache Quotes By Sinclair B. Ferguson: Most Christians have more Bibles than they know

Most Christians have more Bibles than they know what to do with, but have little understanding of what is in them. — Sinclair B. Ferguson

Funny Headache Quotes By Dillon Burroughs: How you live today has the potential to

How you live today has the potential to impact all eternity. — Dillon Burroughs

Funny Headache Quotes By Jessica Chastain: I've had to learn how to say 'no'

I've had to learn how to say 'no' to offers. — Jessica Chastain

Funny Headache Quotes By Rush Limbaugh: The school curriculum today, particularly American history, is

The school curriculum today, particularly American history, is a shame. — Rush Limbaugh

Funny Headache Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I used to drink wine. This girl asked

I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Headache Quotes By A.D. Posey: You heard me cry long before I knew

You heard me cry long before I knew my voice. — A.D. Posey

Funny Headache Quotes By Steven Biko: We are experiencing new problems every day and

We are experiencing new problems every day and whatever we do adds to the richness of our cultural heritage as long as it has man as its centre — Steven Biko

Funny Headache Quotes By Robin Sacredfire: People tend to invert the most natural order

People tend to invert the most natural order of life, which is to move before things happen, instead of expecting things to happen to move. — Robin Sacredfire

Funny Headache Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: Sunshine gives me a headache

Sunshine gives me a headache — Rainbow Rowell