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They wouldn't be so cocky if they knew what me and the moon have going. — Ken Kesey
Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache. — Jeff Abbott
I just think God put me on this earth as a tool ... showing people you can achieve stuff once you set you mind to things, that it can be accomplished. — Tito Ortiz
Your recipe, darling, is so tasty, and you sure can stir your pot. — Bob Marley
That's what sons do: write to their mothers about recall, tell themselves about the past until they come to realize that they are the past. — Colum McCann
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list. — C.C. Hunter
What did I know about lawyering? I just thought it was another way to stay in Austin for another three years. — Joe Jamail
I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it. — Patricia C. Wrede
If you schlep a shit job everyday, keep and feed a little secret life
whether it's writing, art, running, music, your thoughts. It's yours. — Don Roff
Most Christians have more Bibles than they know what to do with, but have little understanding of what is in them. — Sinclair B. Ferguson
How you live today has the potential to impact all eternity. — Dillon Burroughs
I've had to learn how to say 'no' to offers. — Jessica Chastain
The school curriculum today, particularly American history, is a shame. — Rush Limbaugh
I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" — Mitch Hedberg
You heard me cry long before I knew my voice. — A.D. Posey
We are experiencing new problems every day and whatever we do adds to the richness of our cultural heritage as long as it has man as its centre — Steven Biko
People tend to invert the most natural order of life, which is to move before things happen, instead of expecting things to happen to move. — Robin Sacredfire
Sunshine gives me a headache — Rainbow Rowell

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