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The thing I hate most about skeletons is you can never tell when they're smiling.
— Stephen Blackmoore
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
— Jim Norton
I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning.
— Amanda Hocking
It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends.
— Behdad Sami
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare
You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
— Tara Sivec
Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
— Alice Clayton
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
— Denis Leary
No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little.
— Jay Black
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
— Janet Coleman
It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams.
— Julian Casablancas
I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.
— Robert Pattinson
I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people.
— Peter Cameron
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
— Sophie Kinsella
At this point I'm sure he's more plastic than person, but most people who hate wrinkles become Daleks over time, anyway.
— Ashley Poston
I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'
— Demetri Martin
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
— Robert Pattinson
Why does the world hate me? They both laughed, but it wasn't funny. SERIOUSLY. Why does the world hate me?
— Cora Carmack
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"
— Mike Birbiglia
Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna
— Janet Evanovich
Even hating myself I still think I'm better than you.
— Stephen Schneider
It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a feeling you don't really know you had until it's gone.
— Anna Quindlen
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.
— Emma Stone
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
— Jennifer Aniston
It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none.
— Torey L. Hayden
I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
— Charlaine Harris
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
— Rodney Dangerfield
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
— Milton Jones
These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
— Morgan Freeman
I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
— Mitch Hedberg
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.
— David Sedaris
I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist
— Gena Showalter