Funny Hammock Quotes
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Funny Hammock Quotes & Sayings
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My husband is not the secretary of state, I am.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
I am ready. I have repented my sins and soon I will be in heaven with Christ my savior. Now I must die like a man.
— Charles Portis
Social reform is the desperate decision to remove corns from a person suffering from cancer.
— Karl Kraus
Life itself is short, but lasts longer than misfortunes.
— Publilius Syrus
If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."
— Mitch Hedberg
Don't treat people as you think they are, treat them as you think they are capable of becoming.
— John Marsden
Everyone thinks I'm a wimp and even my own band hates me. Oh, well. I guess I'll just flip 'em the bird!
— Black Francis
Let not him that feares feathers come among wild-foule.
— George Herbert
Some of the choices you make might not always turn out to be the best ones, but at least you are learning as you go.
— Elizabeth Berrien
Mathematics is so much easier than words mathematics makes things clear that words merely muddle and confuse and mess up.
— John Maynard Smith
They can do without architecture who have no olives nor wines in the cellar
— Henry David Thoreau