Funny Halloween Quotes: top 21 famous quotes about Funny Halloween

Funny Halloween Quotes & Sayings

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Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. — Drew Carey

There are things about guys who are in the army. They're very particular, they have to be. — Daniel Craig

There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity. — Marc Maron

I was pretty bad. When I first was diagnosed with kidney failure, my function - the function of my kidney was less than 8 percent. — Natalie Cole

You ain't worth a greased lack pin to ram you into hell. — John Steinbeck

Better be wrong to a stranger than be wrong to your husband - Treacherous Desires Book — Kritika Sharma

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. — Rod Steiger

When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop. — Chubby Checker

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. — Erma Bombeck

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries. — Henny Youngman

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

I say - I don't mind betting this is the most popular thing Campbell ever did. Nothing in life became him like the leaving of it, eh, what? — Dorothy L. Sayers

Some people believe that they should have two different lives, and one is what they show on TV and one is their personal life. I am not that person. — Bethenny Frankel

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard

I am kind of being a little selective in what I do, so it takes a little bit longer, but it's worth it in the end. — Chrissie Fit

people, the kind of man who — Nicholas Sparks

Nobody ever washes a rental car. — Scott J. Simmerman Ph.D.

There's something very romantic about self-destruction and sabotaging your life, and taking a hammer to it. — Gerard Way

As soon as you start making a record, things start getting lined up: the promotion, possibly even a tour. — Phil Collins

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. — Lewis Black