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Funny H&s Quotes By George H. W. Bush: I want to make sure everybody who has

I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job. — George H. W. Bush

Funny H&s Quotes By H.L. Mencken: A man always blames the woman who fools

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. — H.L. Mencken

Funny H&s Quotes By H.L. Mencken: Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H.L. Mencken

Funny H&s Quotes By H.M. Ward: There was no way to have a civilized

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something. — H.M. Ward

Funny H&s Quotes By H.S. Crow: Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at

Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I've never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner. — H.S. Crow

Funny H&s Quotes By W. H. Auden: Cats can be very funny, and have the

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

Funny H&s Quotes By H.M. Ward: Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you

Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you going to shoot me and dump my body at captree? This is Getting old. — H.M. Ward

Funny H&s Quotes By H.S. Crow: That one doesn't count. The poor scoundrel is

That one doesn't count. The poor scoundrel is deaf, but he makes a fine sniffer. How do you think we found you? — H.S. Crow

Funny H&s Quotes By H.M. Ward: Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt. — H.M. Ward

Funny H&s Quotes By T.H. Snyder: Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love

Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley — T.H. Snyder

Funny H&s Quotes By Waylon H. Lewis: Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up,

Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes. — Waylon H. Lewis

Funny H&s Quotes By T.H. White: Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore."But the sword

Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore.
"But the sword said it, like I tell you."
"Talkative weapon," remarked Sir Grummore skeptically. — T.H. White

Funny H&s Quotes By L. H. Cosway: Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

Funny H&s Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: Someone once said writing and gardening are similar

Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case. — Carla H. Krueger

Funny H&s Quotes By W. H. Auden: We are all here on earth to help

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. — W. H. Auden

Funny H&s Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: To cut a long story short, I'm a

To cut a long story short, I'm a writer. — Carla H. Krueger

Funny H&s Quotes By Rob Sheffield: Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in

Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box! — Rob Sheffield

Funny H&s Quotes By H.J. Bellus: I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver

I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch. — H.J. Bellus

Funny H&s Quotes By J.R. Ward: Gimme an S! A T! An O! A

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane — J.R. Ward

Funny H&s Quotes By H.M. Ward: You know that's why mermaids swim around topless

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. — H.M. Ward

Funny H&s Quotes By H.L. Mencken: It is more blessed to give than receive;

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. — H.L. Mencken

Funny H&s Quotes By H.L. Mencken: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop — H.L. Mencken

Funny H&s Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: I do not do free e-books. I occasionally

I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food". — Carla H. Krueger

Funny H&s Quotes By Triple H: I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that? — Triple H

Funny H&s Quotes By H.R. Giger: You know, it was just another presentation of

You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no? — H.R. Giger

Funny H&s Quotes By H.W.L. Poonja: When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H.W.L. Poonja

Funny H&s Quotes By Daniel H. Wilson: See you in the funny pages...mate

See you in the funny pages...mate — Daniel H. Wilson

Funny H&s Quotes By H.L. Mencken: If I ever mary, it will be on

If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself — H.L. Mencken

Funny H&s Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive,

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

Funny H&s Quotes By H.G.Wells: I had not, I said to myself, come

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation. — H.G.Wells

Funny H&s Quotes By H. L. Hunt: If you don't believe you can win, there

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt

Funny H&s Quotes By H.L. Mencken: A judge is a law student who marks

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. — H.L. Mencken

Funny H&s Quotes By Paul Heyman: The only reason why you were WWE Champion

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman

Funny H&s Quotes By L.H. Thomson: I'm English. We're about as tactful as a

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

Funny H&s Quotes By Joan Severance: I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H,

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. — Joan Severance

Funny H&s Quotes By H. Jackson Brown Jr.: You can always tell when a man's well

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.