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I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job. — George H. W. Bush

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. — H.L. Mencken

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H.L. Mencken

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something. — H.M. Ward

Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I've never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner. — H.S. Crow

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you going to shoot me and dump my body at captree? This is Getting old. — H.M. Ward

That one doesn't count. The poor scoundrel is deaf, but he makes a fine sniffer. How do you think we found you? — H.S. Crow

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt. — H.M. Ward

Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley — T.H. Snyder

Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes. — Waylon H. Lewis

Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore.
"But the sword said it, like I tell you."
"Talkative weapon," remarked Sir Grummore skeptically. — T.H. White

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case. — Carla H. Krueger

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. — W. H. Auden

To cut a long story short, I'm a writer. — Carla H. Krueger

Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box! — Rob Sheffield

I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch. — H.J. Bellus

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane — J.R. Ward

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. — H.M. Ward

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. — H.L. Mencken

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop — H.L. Mencken

I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food". — Carla H. Krueger

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that? — Triple H

You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no? — H.R. Giger

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H.W.L. Poonja

See you in the funny pages...mate — Daniel H. Wilson

If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself — H.L. Mencken

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation. — H.G.Wells

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. — H.L. Mencken

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. — Joan Severance

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.