Funny Guys Quotes
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Funny Guys Quotes & Sayings
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I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.
— Patrick Kane
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
— Emma Roberts
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
— David Zucker
I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.
— Wendy Liebman
Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
— Amy Schumer
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'
— Adam Ferrara
Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does?
— Amy Schumer
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
— Kristen Schaal
Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
— Dennis Miller
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
— George Carlin
Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.
— Katie Aselton
Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding
— Jesse Andrews
Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny one.
— Lindsey Kelk
The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert.
— Elisabeth Staab
I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin.
— Katie McGrath
She's also wearing pants now. Because I'm a dick. — Ashley Jade
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
— Lenny Bruce
Nice guys finish last but that's what makes them good in bed.
— Nicholas M. Bugden
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"
— Mike Birbiglia
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
— William J. Clinton
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.
— Katy Perry
Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.
— Cyn Balog
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
— Henny Youngman
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,
— Denis Leary
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
— Conan O'Brien
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.
— Maura Tierney
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
— Robert Pattinson
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.
— Carrie Harris
I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.
— Jonathan Ashworth
It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.
— Gaines Adams
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men
— Bill Engvall
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
— Charles Barkley
I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
— Katie Graykowski
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
— Bill Peterson
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
— Rita Rudner
