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Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. — Tracy Morgan

I was not funny growing up. — Tim Meadows

It's really tough to be a Mexican on 'Breaking Bad.' — Steven Michael Quezada

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin

Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be. — Jonathan Levine

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that. — Joy Behar

Dictators are not in the business of allowing elections that could remove them from their thrones. — Gene Sharp

Growing up my mother used to tell me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Funny how I always wanted to be me. — Leona Keyoko Pink

What's most worthless about dreams is that everybody has them. — Fernando Pessoa

I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life. — Kiefer Sutherland

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. — Adam Carolla

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. — Zach Galifianakis

What's the point of being a magician if you can't wave your wand and make the people you care about feel better? — Rick Riordan

Prison itself is a tremendous education in the need for patience and perseverance. It is above all a test of one's commitment. — Nelson Mandela

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions. — Robert Brault

Growing and decaying vegetation in this land are responsible for 93 percent of the oxides of nitrogen. — Ronald Reagan

I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use. — Spoken Reasons

EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to find my eyes growing moist. — Terry Teachout

The three phases of Santa belief:
(1) Santa is real.
(2) Santa isn't real.
(3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. — Alton Thompson

Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there. — M.F. Moonzajer

I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations. — Rhiannon McGavin

The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth. — Rebecca McNutt

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down. — Fred Allen

It was very bad for me that my deafness happened at around the same time as I discovered my clitoris. — Jeanette Winterson

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. — Nick Offerman

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut. — Craig Ferguson

Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit. — Terry Pratchett

Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills. — Amelia Hutchins

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson

I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny. — Charlie Day