Funny Growing Up Quotes
Collection of top 32 famous quotes about Funny Growing Up
Funny Growing Up Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Growing Up quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
— Tracy Morgan
I was not funny growing up.
— Tim Meadows
It's really tough to be a Mexican on 'Breaking Bad.'
— Steven Michael Quezada
I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
— Lily Tomlin
Dictators are not in the business of allowing elections that could remove them from their thrones.
— Gene Sharp
Growing up my mother used to tell me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Funny how I always wanted to be me.
— Leona Keyoko Pink
What's most worthless about dreams is that everybody has them.
— Fernando Pessoa
I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life.
— Kiefer Sutherland
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
— Adam Carolla
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
— Zach Galifianakis
What's the point of being a magician if you can't wave your wand and make the people you care about feel better?
— Rick Riordan
Prison itself is a tremendous education in the need for patience and perseverance. It is above all a test of one's commitment.
— Nelson Mandela
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
— Robert Brault
Growing and decaying vegetation in this land are responsible for 93 percent of the oxides of nitrogen.
— Ronald Reagan
I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use.
— Spoken Reasons
EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to find my eyes growing moist.
— Terry Teachout
The three phases of Santa belief: (1) Santa is real.
(2) Santa isn't real.
(3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. — Alton Thompson
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations.
— Rhiannon McGavin
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.
— Fred Allen
It was very bad for me that my deafness happened at around the same time as I discovered my clitoris.
— Jeanette Winterson
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
— Nick Offerman
Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.
— Craig Ferguson
Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.
— Terry Pratchett
Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills.
— Amelia Hutchins
