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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
— Jerry Coleman
I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.
— Andy Richter
My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
— Paul Dickson
I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.
— Nenia Campbell
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.
— Kyle Dunnigan
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.
— Roseanne Barr
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
— Dylan Moran
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye
— Krista Alasti
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
— Jerry Coleman
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?
— Rebecca Murphy
There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.
— Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
— Molly Harper
Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo?
— Gary Ghislain
It may sound funny, but I got a thrill when I was pulled into a crowd once. It was like 'How am I going to get out of this?!
— Nick Carter
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
— Tom Hanks
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on theroad an hour. — Steven Wright
I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.
— Nouriel Roubini
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
— Milton Jones
G'bye, I'm going out to play!
— Shel Silverstein
Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it.
— Adrienne Wilder
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
— Charles Barkley
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill and concentration.
— David Mitchell
Are you . . . lost?" "Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
— Alan King
Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.
— Stephenie Meyer
It's funny how we like labels. If I ever have a bookstore, I'm not going to put any labels on the sections.
— Audrey Niffenegger
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
I'm going to need to save you.""Excuse me? No one needs-"
"I'm saving you, so shut up and be grateful. — Kelley Armstrong
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
Anyone who thinks text messages are funny isn't going to kill himself. There isn't enough going on internally.
— Nick Hornby
Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife
— Ruth Downie
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
