Funny Glozell Quotes

I don't believe that there's anyone in the world without a competitive bone in their body. — Shannon Miller

We don't want a life-sized salvation; rather, we want an eternity-sized salvation. — Matt Chandler

Oh, poverty parts good company. — Walter Scott

Today's reporter is forced to become an educator more concerned with explaining the news than with being first on the scene. — Fred W. Friendly

Cooking is always very romantic! — Matthew Morrison

The romantic fairy tales we grew up with -- where marriage is the happy ending rather than the opening scene -- are not useful for grown-ups. — Ada Calhoun

Oh, me? I'm not 80% water. I'm 80% coffee, and a little bit of sass. — Zooey Deschanel

I'm not gonna die alone, no way! He will never allow it! — Otsuichi

It's never long distance between friends. — Sarah Dessen

Most people can't handle boredom. That means they can't stay on one thing until they get good at it. And they wonder why they're unhappy. — Curtis Jackson