Funny Giving Quotes
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I cannot give it to you, so try to watch me.
— Eugene Ormandy
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
— Steven Wright
Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try.
— J.C. Reed
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
— Andy Borowitz
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
— William J. Clinton
It's a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time.
— Questlove
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.
— Sarah Silverman
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
— Caleb Followill
Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind.
— Jay Mark D. Saga-ad
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
— Adam Carolla
Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?
— Natasha Leggero
My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
— Ron Richards
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.
— Emo Philips
And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me.
— Gwen Stefani
That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.
— Jason Segel
And I figured you'd drive a four-hour round-trip before giving up your car to someone else
— Richelle Mead
Living with computers gives funny ideas.
— Wim Crouwel
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
— Rachel Vincent
On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball.
— Magic Johnson
Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great.
— Derek Thompson
Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more - how do you say? - pop-oo-laaarrrity.
— Sofia Vergara
I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
— Helen Gurley Brown
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
— Barbara Woodhouse
If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.
— Shia Labeouf
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
— Ellen DeGeneres
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
— Alan Perlis
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
— Tallulah Bankhead
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
— Dan Castellaneta