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They do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book.
— Lauren Morrill
What did you think of him?" Cade asked."Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body.
— Sean Michael
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
— Steven Wright
I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.
— David Levithan
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
— Carroll Bryant
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'
— Adam Ferrara
What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri.
— Richelle Mead
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
— Andy Borowitz
Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it.
— Eric Clapton
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
— Jeaniene Frost
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
— Don Rickles
Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind.
— Jay Mark D. Saga-ad
Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
— Jerry Coleman
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
— Helen Gurley Brown
To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so.
— Tom Althouse
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give youalmost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
— Tommy Cooper
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
— Alan Perlis
If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.
— Martin Luther
Does he give you zings in your things?
— Penny Reid
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
— Megan Follows
Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done.
— Brandon Sanderson
Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.
— Mark Watson
On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball.
— Magic Johnson
The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.
— Rob Thurman
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
When mice run, cats give chase.
— Rachel Vincent
For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It's such a funny, grandiose idea
— Florence Welch
I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo)
— M. Robinson
