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The Art of Facing Things What people have forgotten is what every salmon knows. - ROBERT CLARK
— Mark Nepo
I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.
— Steve Cauthen
I would also say Barack Obama has spent much, much, much, much more money than the Republicans.
— Jonah Goldberg
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
God probably thinks it's worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.
— Allison Pearson
The road of negative thinking gets dark, very fast. Turn around, quickly, before the light - your hope, vanishes. — Charles F. Glassman
You start traveling and you travel and keep on traveling, that's how you become a traveler.
— Abhishek Kumar
Everyone's true self is a unique creation of God's, and the way to sanctity is to become the unique self that God wishes us to be.
— James Martin
From Jewish terrorism against Arabs it is a short step to Jewish terrorism against Jews.
— David Ben-Gurion
At the deepest level, we are all one.
— Terry And Linda Jamison
16 o The face of the LORD is against those who do evil, to p cut off the memory of them from the earth.
— Anonymous
Higher education is an advantage, no longer a guarantee.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
I love food, man! If it doesn't eat me first, I'll pretty much eat it.
— Freddie Prinze Jr.
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
— Gilbert Gottfried
If we were to promise people nothing better than only revolution, they would scratch their heads and say: 'Is it not better to have good goulash?'
— Nikita Khrushchev
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
