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Funny Get Well Quotes By Libba Bray: Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love

Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. — Libba Bray

Funny Get Well Quotes By Ciaran Hinds: I'd love to get into some comedy, but

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. — Ciaran Hinds

Funny Get Well Quotes By Love Maia: For anyone who's ever had a dream. Never

For anyone who's ever had a dream.
Never give up.
Anything is possible. — Love Maia

Funny Get Well Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Freedom, like everything else, is relative.

Freedom, like everything else, is relative. — Margaret Atwood

Funny Get Well Quotes By Philip Emeagwali: One out of every 100 American men is

One out of every 100 American men is HIV positive. The rate of infection has reached epidemic proportions in 40 developing nations. — Philip Emeagwali

Funny Get Well Quotes By Nick Jonas: It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas

Funny Get Well Quotes By Truth Devour: Forever thine, forever mine.

Forever thine, forever mine. — Truth Devour

Funny Get Well Quotes By Elle Newmark: Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip?

Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head! — Elle Newmark

Funny Get Well Quotes By George Washington: Discipline is the soul of an army. It

Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all — George Washington

Funny Get Well Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't respond well to mellow, you know

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to ... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. — Woody Allen

Funny Get Well Quotes By Liane Moriarty: When you're in a relationship you get stuck

When you're in a relationship you get stuck playing out your different parts. — Liane Moriarty

Funny Get Well Quotes By Alan Carr: What am I supposed to do if I

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

Funny Get Well Quotes By Jose Mujica: A lot of people like a lot of

A lot of people like a lot of money. They shouldn't go into politics. — Jose Mujica

Funny Get Well Quotes By Tom Waits: Most of the people I admire, they usually

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

Funny Get Well Quotes By Bill Watterson: You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! — Bill Watterson

Funny Get Well Quotes By Dave Attell: Sex and murder are the same. Well, you

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

Funny Get Well Quotes By Chris Higgins: Funny how days are like that. Some days

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

Funny Get Well Quotes By Dahlia Adler: When a friendship crumbles, there are only really

When a friendship crumbles, there are only really two things that can bring it back: a shitload of time, or a sincere apology. — Dahlia Adler

Funny Get Well Quotes By Ryan Oliveira: You know how some people get sun-kissed, well

You know how some people get sun-kissed, well i got sun bitch slapped — Ryan Oliveira

Funny Get Well Quotes By Emily Franklin: it's funny how you can't exactly pick your

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

Funny Get Well Quotes By Theodore Parker: A happy wedlock is a long falling in

A happy wedlock is a long falling in love. — Theodore Parker

Funny Get Well Quotes By Ash Gray: Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

Funny Get Well Quotes By Derek Sivers: It's only a little difficult to say no.

It's only a little difficult to say no. You've got to believe that the work you're doing is ultimately more useful to the world. — Derek Sivers