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Funny Get Over It Quotes By Jo Graham: Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's

Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's very funny. Can we get past that? — Jo Graham

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Ilona Andrews: One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Cathy Hopkins: Who says you only get one? If you're

Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.
Nesta — Cathy Hopkins

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Katt Williams: White people, you did not get a receipt

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us! — Katt Williams

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married.

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure! — Oscar Wilde

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Jim Butcher: Home is where, when you go there and

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. — Jim Butcher

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Franklyn Ajaye: When I saw a sign on the freeway

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." — Franklyn Ajaye

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Aimee Bender: We're like the couple on the sitcom that

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Jeff Valdez: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Will Rogers: I never expected to see the day when

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. — Will Rogers

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Parker S. Huntington: What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Haruki Murakami: It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex

It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex drive. After a while, you get to mistaking it for your own. — Haruki Murakami

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Rob Campbell: It might be funny when you get hit

It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one. — Rob Campbell

Funny Get Over It Quotes By David Letterman: Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Andrew Grey: Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You

Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over. — Andrew Grey

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Edna Ferber: About mistakes it's funny. You got to make

About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad. — Edna Ferber

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One

How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The way he's swinging the bat, he won't

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Tom Waits: Most of the people I admire, they usually

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: By the time we get to church, I

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Get Over It Quotes By David Letterman: Tourists - have some fun with New york's

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." — David Letterman

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Bo Burnham: I get more ass than a giant donkey

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham

Funny Get Over It Quotes By L. Frank Baum: He can't get broke so long as he

He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money. — L. Frank Baum

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Jim Norton: Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades. — Jim Norton

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Chris Rock: Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Kirsten Miller: Imogene always sitson the remote. It's probably wedged

Imogene always sits
on the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller

Funny Get Over It Quotes By C.C. Hunter: She already had a headache-she didn't want to

She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list. — C.C. Hunter

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Zoe Sugg: Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get

Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get to the end of my tale. 'If that's what Brooklyn boys are like I'm emigrating as soon as possible! — Zoe Sugg

Funny Get Over It Quotes By George Lopez: Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready. — George Lopez

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Megan Follows: It's funny. I did give birth to an

It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode. — Megan Follows

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I wonder what will happen if i put

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Get in my way again, boy, and you're

Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Get Over It Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan