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Funny Get Out Quotes By Andy Richter: I want to get back and figure out

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. — Andy Richter

Funny Get Out Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: I pull out my e-reader and get back

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

Funny Get Out Quotes By Stephanie McAfee: Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before

Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober. — Stephanie McAfee

Funny Get Out Quotes By Jim Butcher: Home is where, when you go there and

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. — Jim Butcher

Funny Get Out Quotes By Gena Showalter: How are you doing, son?""If you don't get

How are you doing, son?"
"If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."
- Michael to Solo — Gena Showalter

Funny Get Out Quotes By Louise Welsh: It's always struck me as funny that guys

It's always struck me as funny that guys with scars get a reputation for being hard. It's the ones that cut them you should be looking out for, right? — Louise Welsh

Funny Get Out Quotes By Franklyn Ajaye: When I saw a sign on the freeway

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." — Franklyn Ajaye

Funny Get Out Quotes By M. Kane: You think batting your lashes is going to

You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"

"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane

Funny Get Out Quotes By Jean Ferris: C: What do you get when a giant

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?
Out of the way. - Marigold — Jean Ferris

Funny Get Out Quotes By Heather Locklear: Lust is the sin that gets me excited.

Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it. — Heather Locklear

Funny Get Out Quotes By Craig Ferguson: People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden." — Craig Ferguson

Funny Get Out Quotes By Robert Benchley: Why don't you get out of that wet

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley

Funny Get Out Quotes By Krista Alasti: You're not going to campus. You're going out

You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye — Krista Alasti

Funny Get Out Quotes By Ilana Glazer: [Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

Funny Get Out Quotes By Nick Carter: It may sound funny, but I got a

It may sound funny, but I got a thrill when I was pulled into a crowd once. It was like 'How am I going to get out of this?! — Nick Carter

Funny Get Out Quotes By Marc Maron: I always thought I was funny, but I

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people. — Marc Maron

Funny Get Out Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: When you open the elevator on the top

When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Get Out Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I cleaned the attic with the wife the

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair. — Tommy Cooper

Funny Get Out Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I'm walking out my door to get like

I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No ... got any Snapple?' — Mike Birbiglia

Funny Get Out Quotes By Tom Holt: A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a

A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a funny hat, and inside every disaster there's a triumph struggling to get out. — Tom Holt

Funny Get Out Quotes By Emily Kirby: I get a kick out of cursing people

I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays. — Emily Kirby

Funny Get Out Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I had no idea what time it was,

I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Get Out Quotes By Dean Koontz: It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

Funny Get Out Quotes By Gene Shue: The way my team are doing, we could

The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together. — Gene Shue

Funny Get Out Quotes By Jack Henry Abbott: It is funny that some of must not

It is funny that some of must not only get our bearings but must also know all the details of the world before we venture out into it. — Jack Henry Abbott

Funny Get Out Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish guy locked his keys in the

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out. — Henny Youngman

Funny Get Out Quotes By Wanda Sykes: But I think funny and talent will always

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. — Wanda Sykes

Funny Get Out Quotes By Tom Waits: Most of the people I admire, they usually

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

Funny Get Out Quotes By Various: My computer made a funny sound the other

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various

Funny Get Out Quotes By Josh Stern: When you're out in the wilderness and get

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Funny Get Out Quotes By Jennifer Lopez: It's funny when you get married, you do

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. — Jennifer Lopez

Funny Get Out Quotes By Jennifer Lynn Barnes: I'd sold my soul to get out of

I'd sold my soul to get out of detention. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Funny Get Out Quotes By Dave Attell: Sex and murder are the same. Well, you

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

Funny Get Out Quotes By Tom Althouse: Winter has come to Maui. Time to get

Winter has come to Maui. Time to get out the plaid board shorts ... — Tom Althouse

Funny Get Out Quotes By Saurabh Sharma: Economists and psychologists get confused when they are

Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life! — Saurabh Sharma

Funny Get Out Quotes By Dick Armey: The American Dream is not to own your

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it. — Dick Armey

Funny Get Out Quotes By Dick Cavett: I get a kick out of people saying

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny. — Dick Cavett

Funny Get Out Quotes By Stacey Wallace Benefiel: Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend

Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her. — Stacey Wallace Benefiel

Funny Get Out Quotes By Phyllis Diller: Best way to get rid of kitchen odors:

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. — Phyllis Diller

Funny Get Out Quotes By Jim Butcher: Let come the forces of night! We will

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!"
"We will get the hell out of here is what we will do," I muttered. — Jim Butcher

Funny Get Out Quotes By Lois Greiman: You're just so lucky blood's so hard to

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. — Lois Greiman

Funny Get Out Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.Death:

Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.
Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman

Funny Get Out Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon

Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Get Out Quotes By Markus Zusak: When a woman with an iron fist tells

When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot. — Markus Zusak